Did you wake up this morning, frustrated at yourself for still not getting shut of that flabby muffin top? Well soldier, that's a #FirstWorldProblem if ever there was one. Man the fuck up and hit the gym.
Some people aren't lucky enough to have healthy bodies like yours, which you've wrecked through not treating it with respect.
This chick on the left is Lizzie Velasquez, who's a complete badass that hails from Texas. She's just twenty years old, and was born with Neonatal Progeroid Syndrome which cases accelerated aging, fat loss from the face and body and tissue degeneration.
Now imagine being twenty, and having all that to deal with, at a time in your life when you think about your physical image more than ever.
But this is what makes Lizzie such an effortlessly cool badass. She has to eat every fifteen minutes, consuming between 5,000 and 8,000 calories a day just to stay alive. She only weighs 60 pounds, which at the time of writing is under half of my own bodyweight. She could sit about her house all day, stuffing her face and hiding from the world. But that's what self indulgent bitches do. This is Lizzie, who is a communication student and motivational speaker. She's even written a book. That's more than what you've done, you fat waste of space.
She'll never gain a pound despite having to munch on 'small portions of crisps, sweets, chocolate, pizza, chicken, cake, doughnuts, ice cream, noodles and pop tarts all day long', but constantly has to monitor what to eat just to stay alive. Is she down about it? No- she's found some positive in the negative and cracking the fuck on, like a true, inspirational badass.
So next time you're whinging like a little girl about your moobs, bingo wings or muffin tops- remember you're lucky, and your body is like that because you made it so. Admit that, get off your fat ass and get to the gym. Be bloody thankful for the hand you've been dealt.